Dear male Olympic speed skaters,
Your athleticism is amazing. I am in awe of the way you sprint around the track. But I have to ask, does the unitard make you self-conscious?There is some serious camel toe out there. I mean, why would you wear a red one? Oh wait, its the Europeans with the colorful unitards. Duh! Just so you know in case you haven't been in front of a mirror, it makes your junk even more pronounced and the camel toe too much to divert the eye. And reaaaaally bad in HD on a large TV. Well, at least you aren't wearing feathers and corsets like the figure skaters.
Go for the gold,
Olympic games watcher
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