Dear Canada,
Your creativity astounds me, or lack thereof. Not only were the Opening Ceremonies a big let down (um...don't think the First Nations really had neon colors and glitter as part of their cultural garments...and that was Bryan Adams NOT Michael Buble and where the F was Shania???) but your medals are ugly. They look like melted chocolate coins. I know St. Patrick's day is around the corner, but you don't really need to get into the leprechaun paraphernalia. Next thing you know you'll claim leprechauns are Canadian too, just like slam poetry, fiddling, and riverdance. What's next? Apple pie?
You need to hire better creative directors,
Bored Watching the Olympics
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