Dear Canada,
Whoa. Lame-o opening ceremony. I mean, China is a tough act to follow but the penis shaped Native Canadian totem poles, the random ass national anthem?! Why have that quiet random girl sing when you are home to Shania Twain and...gulp...Celine Dion. Props to Bermuda for your lovely uniforms. Whoa China, your flag bearer is a tidge hermaphy. Man? Woman? Who knows. Did we learn nothing from that South African track star? Why do the men who carry the country name signs get to wear pants and floor length Michelin man coats, yet the women have to wear skirts and short down coats? Um...I think it's equally cold. Props to all the countries from tropical locations with winter Olympics competitors. Yeah, I mean you Ghana with your lone stoner skier.
Let the games begin!!
~Fan
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