Dear Verizon - YOU SUCK

Dear Verizon,

I loathe you. You have the WORST customer service of any business, EVER. You lie, cheat and steal from your customers. I think you actually train your employees to suck. I think you have to suck to work for Verizon. After talking to your sucky employees on the phone about how you have once again screwed up a bill, I decide to actually go talk in person to your sucky employees. And what greets me? Fucking medieval times. So your employees can suck AND wear costumes? Come on! Her boobs practically welcomes guests in the parking lot, and it was not welcome! Do your employees feast on turkey legs at the service counter in front of customers too? Do you ride horses and do battle? Oh wait, its a verbal attack on me, every fucking time I walk in the door. I fully recognize you will not change, and I am stuck with you. But can you at least ask your employees to wear REAL clothes that don't make me feel like you think your business REALLY is a joke?

I support the black knight,
Over Verizon

Dear Kroger

Dear Kroger,

Columbus, what is going on? There is no need for this. I expect more from you. I understand its a holiday weekend, time to kick back and relax, but I don't think that needs to involve your entire hind end in full view of everyone trying to purchase tasty treats for family cookouts. I actually lost my appetite to be quite honest. When shopping, Columbus, I request please cover your ass.

PS - fall is here- cover your bum you won't want frost bite.

Full Moon,

Kroger Shopper

Dear Previous Posts

Dear Previous Posts,

Reflecting on March 8 and March 17, 2010 posts, I realized I am smarter than I give myself credit for!

Learning to trust gut instinct,
OK

Dear Dearsoandsoityouknowwhoyouare,

Dear Dearsoandsoityouknowwhoyouare,

As author of this blog I have failed! How can over 16 months go by without an update? Re-reading this, I forgot how funny I am. Time to unleash the fun, frustration and fabulousness.

Get ready!

Committed,
ME