Dear Young Lost Kid on the Bus,
Please stop texting me. I gave you my number after I helped you into a cab in case you had some other catastrophe with your wasted cousins who left you at the bus stop. I don't want to keep in touch. Please stop over using emoticons as well. I'm not interested in you, I'm just friendly and Mid-western.
Best of luck in your sophomore year of college in Jersey,
Ms. Helpful
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