Sunday, March 21, 2010

Dear Overkill

Dear Overkill,

I fully support your voracious appetite for current events. Truly, kudos to you. As I see you're reading the paper, you may be aware that it is in fact the year 2010. We have technology now that allows you to see while wearing only one pair of glasses. You should check it out. I bet there's an ad for Dr. Tavel somewhere in that paper you're reading!

Pass me the sports section please,
~subway rider

1 comment:

  1. My Mom used to do that. Two pairs of Dollar store readers. Some people just won't go to get their eyes checked!

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