Dear neighbor with the obscene amount of Christmas decorations in your yard

Dear neighbor with the obscene amount of Christmas decorations in your yard,
THANK YOU FOR FINALLY TAKING DOWN YOUR DECORATIONS! And for stopping to play Christmas music outside at night for all of us to "enjoy." Guess what, we didn't. In fact, the 7 inflatable decorations you have on your corner, along with the dozen other decorations in your yard make me actually want to have a neighborhood association and pay dues. This is not a white trash neighborhood, really. But you are definitely bringing us down.
Thank you for realizing it is in fact, the end of January, and time to take them down. Now we all get to enjoy the huge dead grass circles in your yard, alongside the dead dog memorial stone on the corner. I think you have just convinced me to make fliers for the neighbors about creating an association.

Happy holidays,
Your neighbor