Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dear Lady on a cell phone in the bathroom

Dear Lady on a cell phone in the bathroom,
I get that you're not speaking English which affords you some degree of privacy, but I'm pretty sure that talking on the phone while peeing in a public restroom is not acceptable in many cultures. I appreciate that you feel comfortable enough with your call companion, but the restroom at school with it's ten automatic flush toilets is not your haus. Yes, I said it-haus. How do you say "Excuse me while I wipe" in German?

Ewwwwwww
~Grossed out

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