Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dear Man with a Megaphone

Dear Man with a Megaphone,
I really appreciate your cause, I truly do, but when you stand in front of the White House with a megaphone and say "Thousands of millions of people blah blah blah" NO ONE BELIEVES YOU. That's not a real degree of magnitude. Your hyperbole undermines your credibility no matter how worthy your cause. Don't sweat it though, only ten people were at your protest anyway. Not to mention President Obama won't do shit about your problems in D.C.

Best of luck counting,
~Can I get a witness

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