Thursday, September 8, 2011

Dear Kroger





Dear Kroger,

Columbus, what is going on? There is no need for this. I expect more from you. I understand its a holiday weekend, time to kick back and relax, but I don't think that needs to involve your entire hind end in full view of everyone trying to purchase tasty treats for family cookouts. I actually lost my appetite to be quite honest. When shopping, Columbus, I request please cover your ass.

PS - fall is here- cover your bum you won't want frost bite.

Full Moon,

Kroger Shopper

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