Dear Cell Phone Asshole,

Dear Obnoxious Guy on His Cell for 5 Minutes on the SILENT floor of the library,

Yeah, that's right. I just disgustingly put a piece of sushi the size of my fist in my mouth in front of you because if you're going to be rude and talk on your phone so the whole floor can hear, I'm going to be rude and eat like a circus creature in front of you. Take that.

STUFF IT!

~me