Dear man with face tattoos,
Damn son, you look fierce. NOT! I'm sure when you were wasted and decided to get skulls tattooed by your eyes it seemed like a really intimidating idea. However, as you have aged you look like you just came from the face painting booth at a kiddie carnival. Funny how droopy skulls now look like butterflies. Rather than a big scary biker, you look like a ZZ Top fan and a Mariah Carey fan had some creepy old man baby masquerading as a tween.
Crank up the Miley!!
~Creeeeeeepy
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